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My Tentacuddles headcanon is that she knows all the secrets to the universe but believes that she's just talking bullcrap when in fact what she says is the absolute truth.
I wish that this weren’t as true as it is. > >
Headcanon: you have a tentacle monster living under your bed that you "cuddle" at night.
Headcanon: You are a gorgeous girl and an active lesbian, hanging out with you is freakin' badass because you probably play games and watch anime. However, your insatiable hunger for girls means that you steal girls off hetero guys like me with your superior womanly ways.
i cant help it that i’ve got that swag that your girl likes.
Jayponi was raised in the ghetto where she became the queen of the street. She did this via her funky fresh dance moves and rapping ability. She now has a posse of lesbians as her bodyguards (as if she'd need them) and has access to an endless supply of pony weed. She parties hard enough to make Pinkie Pie look like a paper-pushing suit from Wall Street.
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
omg i wanna know